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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster, via intensional)

eluting:

honestly the ideal date would be eating takeout Chinese in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(Source: wispygirl, via forgave)

"If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place."

— Nora Roberts (via awelltraveledwoman)

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"My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love."

— Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via simply-quotes)

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via hotboyproblems)